- If you have ever heard a proverb ' a fool always finds a greater fool to admire him'. Something like this happend and my poetic prowess could not resist writing the following poem on an anonymous tele friend........
- Tele Minx
- Came along the tele wire
- a call from Angel shire
- covered coquette conspire
- my leap into love mire
- from unknown skies how far
- rung a hiding scarlet star
- sung behind boughs that winter
- an arcane arboreal songster
- descending rays delighted dark dream
- labials pouring love song theme
- graceful Goddess be 'my whim'
- natty Nazia be 'her pseudonym'
- Nature's tune in her tone
- only damsel divine could own
- which celestial clime had flown
- such wonderful voice on telephone
- spoke soft on serene space
- about cosmos and comets ace
- ravishing rainbows on rainy days
- told earth, lone loving place
- trapped in her love snare
- searched in scores swans fair
- in wonderful woods and woods rare
- even heaven stair, I did stare
- failed I fainted to the ground
- in deep heart drizzled same sweet sound
- her lullaby healing my lovelorn wound
- the treating Tele Minx I found
- Laugh thoughtfully
- When ever you give a good advice keep a foot outside the door.
- A blind wife and a deaf husband make the best pair.
- Love is like moon, when it cannot increase it starts decreasing.
- Marriage is a combination of three rings, Engagement Ring, Marriage Ring and Suffering.
- Who says life is long after marriage, it only seems longer.
- When poverty knocks at the door, love flies away from the window.
- Females are the agreeable blunders of nature.
- Men can talk for hours on one topic. But to do this women don't need a topic.
Out of my dilemma on Love, I attempted a small poem on the most disputed word......Luv...... targeting the love aspirants...
Love and its path
Venture never this way, you, curious love aspirants
for, the path you misconceive isn't awaiting in flowers
but, the way lay your dignity conscious parents
and many more such opposing powers
Venture never this way, you, curious love aspirants
for, the strainful and tiresome journey it covers
and demands sustaining weather vagaries and many variants
while, many struggle their life some could achieve in hours
Venture never this way, you, curious love aspirants
for, you may feel overhead the ravishing rainbow hovers
but not before you endure the tempest tyrants
while, many are devastated some succeed to be true lovers
But, ventured if not this way, you, curious love aspirants
missing would be you, life's most rarest radiants
Laugh your bellies out
The Wrong One
At the cocktail party, one married woman said to another, "Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?" The other politely replied, "Yes I am, I married the wrong man."
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At the cocktail party, one married woman said to another, "Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?" The other politely replied, "Yes I am, I married the wrong man."
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Cost of Wedding
A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" The father thought for a while and replied, "I don't know, son, I'm still paying for it."
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A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" The father thought for a while and replied, "I don't know, son, I'm still paying for it."
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A Quarrel
After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, "You know, I was a fool when I married you." And the husband replied, "Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn't notice it."
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After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, "You know, I was a fool when I married you." And the husband replied, "Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn't notice it."
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A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves.
After marriage, the "y" becomes silent.
When a newly married couple smiles, everyone knows why.
When a ten-year married couple smiles, everyone wonders why.
My wife told me I should be more affectionate.
So I got two girlfriends.
A husband said to his wife,
"No, I don't hate your relatives. In fact, I like your mother-in-law better than I like mine."
A man meets a genie. The genie tells him he can have whatever he wants provided that his mother-in-law gets double. The man thinks for a moment and then says, "OK, give me a million dollars and beat me half to death.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves.
After marriage, the "y" becomes silent.
When a newly married couple smiles, everyone knows why.
When a ten-year married couple smiles, everyone wonders why.
My wife told me I should be more affectionate.
So I got two girlfriends.
A husband said to his wife,
"No, I don't hate your relatives. In fact, I like your mother-in-law better than I like mine."
A man meets a genie. The genie tells him he can have whatever he wants provided that his mother-in-law gets double. The man thinks for a moment and then says, "OK, give me a million dollars and beat me half to death.
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Hi friends, during USA's military operation in Afghanistan, it posed me that the world war is about to begin. In that crisis not exactly knowing what to do, I wrote on USA President Mr Bush. But could collect no guts to send across to him. I now take this platform to express what I felt....
Bellicose: Mr Bush
Your Highness, bellicose Mr. Bush
Great God alone can perceive your wish
intensely intrigued to encroach other's soil
sometimes for vengeance and sometimes for oil
amending American annals in blood
shed by innocents woefully wounded or dead
your domineering display of dreaded weapon bravadoes
lives bereaved scores of mothers and war widows
jeopardised juveniles' future in ghoulish guns
creating numerous Saddams and Ladens
this way you aren't promoting peace but digging it's grave
by destroying serenity on earth under the pretex to save
Dear Destroyer! no other ways vice really bends to its knees
but subdues to untiring parleys begetting peace
Laugh your bellies out
Indian Prime Minister: We are sending Indians to the moon next year!
US President: Wow! How many?
Indian Prime Minister: 7 OBC, 5 SC, 8 ST, 3 Handicapped, 2 Sports Persons, 3 Terrorist Affected, 3 Kashmiri Migrants, 2 MPs & 1 Astronaut.
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A Very Funny beautiful girl was a college student. Once Very Funny Girl comes late to class.
Teacher: Why are you late?
Very Funny Girl : One boy was following me, sir.
Teacher: So, What?
Very Funny Girl : That boy was walking very slow.
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Santa & Banta got tired using mobile cell phones. For a change, they decided to use pigeons to send sweet messages. And this hilarious scheme worked very fine.One day Santa sends his pigeon.
Banta sees, the pigeon is without any message. He picks his mobile and asks Santa: The pigeon is without any sweet message.
Santa: Oye khotey, that was a missed call.
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Boyfriend: Do you think my salary is sufficient for you?Girlfriend: It is sufficient for me, but how will you survive?
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Santa: Why are you heating the knife.
Banta: To do suicide.
Santa: But why are you heating it?
Banta: To prevent infection.
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Sardar Ji: Why have you increased speed of car?
Laloo: Break has failed. We should reach home before accident.
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